SONEs Undoing Bugs To Retain an Always Cheerful Tiffany
I present to you SNSD Korean’s most ambitious project to date: The destruction of all bug life on Earth.
Unlike cucumbers, this time it’ll be a whole different battle. In numbers, insects count for more than 90% of the earth’s population. They suck your blood, attack your pets, and are just pretty annoying creatures in general. While this has been happening for millennia, they’ve now stepped too far. On the evening of July 24, 2010, 2 different bugs launched coordinated attacks on Yuri and Taeng. If a unicorn’s blood can grant immortality, then just think of what a mosquito with Soshi blood could do! World domination is probably on its list, but I’m pretty sure that was intended to be a 9-person job.
As SONEs, our response for this threat is to ReACT (Retain an Always Cheerful Tiffany). Miyoung, being the protective member she is, is actually more worried about the well-being of her sisters after these unsuccessful attacks than she is afraid of bugs. Fany’s happiness is an indicator of the state of affairs in the world, and it’s up to us to restore balance.
So how exactly do we go about launching Operation SUBTRACT to eliminate a good 9/10ths of life on Earth you ask? Apparently, birthday girl has had the answer the entire time: Bug Raps and Eye-Smiles. Lots of them. Do it every time you’re outside in public, and the bug populations will start to reduce at an exponential rate. I’m srs here, just eye smile-> bug rap whenever you exit a door. Non-SONEs will think you’re crazy, but just remember: they’ll thank you one day – they just don’t realize you’re saving the world.
A tutorial request? Okay, fine…
Repeat after me:
bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh.
Eye-smiles after eye-smiles will naturally form after all of this:
We know we’re a bit late on the Tiffany posts since birthday stuff traditionally starts a week before, but that’s okay! We’ll just give you a boat load of Fany content without the usual one day breaks. We would never neglect a Soshi’s birthday because of our own lives.. pffttt.
^^ *eye smiles*…
Eye smile has failed: Tiffany not detected. lolwut? T__T
A/N – Yes, I realize that killing all bugs on Earth would lead to the destruction of.. life. This piece was written with a high level of sarcasm and random ranting; it should be taken lightly. Please do not go to your local exterminator unless you’re living in Korea, Japan, or the Los Angeles area.
Other fail acronyms (just like the one above) that were considered
SCRUB: SONEs Carrying Repellent for the Undoing of Bugs
SU-EPT: SONEs Uniting Exterminators for the Protection of Tiffany
Please don’t kill me boss for using the mass-uploader. =)
cr: Albert217@deviantart, tingkuhbell + 567cherish @youtube, as tagged.
special thanks: the kids in the Fanyism eye-smile thread @soshified.com/forums
by: greeentee@snsdkorean.wordpress.com
Andy said:
Destroy all bug life! rofl
And Fany’s birthday in just 2 more days!!!
zheming said:
Stamp of approval! 😀
MrT said:
OH MY GEE!!!! SHE’S MY LADY, CAN NEVER GET ENOUGH OF HER!!! SARANGHEOH MIYOUNG AH!!
procrastinatoress said:
Lmao, GT, you are hilarious. XD
sone-y said:
Happy early birthday Tiffany 🙂
Eye smiles are the bomb ♥♥♥
rush said:
ommo..
those eye-smiles..
i’m so satisfied by them all !!
tiffany noona fighting!!
dashley said:
tiffany hwang mi young~ saranghae forever~
you are the one who make me go for ideal types with eyesmile~ i just cant get enough of you~
pls stay healthy & take care! i will always love you! i swear!
happy birthday to my dearest angel~ brighter than gem fany fany tiffany~
Boss Lady said:
rofflll i dont even care that u used the mass uploader for this.
<33 you are great.
and ill give u extra points for that motha frickin HARRY POTTER REFERENCE SON.
happy birthday tiffppany ❤ just your silly little spongebob laugh and eye smiles can make anyones day. thats all i can say 'cause im still smiling at the pic spam. hehehheeeeee
Heather said:
Tiffany!! I loooooooooove her~
Alis said:
“If a unicorn’s blood can grant immortality, then just think of what a mosquito with Soshi blood could do!” Hahahahaha omg LOL.
Happy birthday Fany Fany brighter than Mushrooms TIFFANY! ❤
LyraLuvTae said:
ROFL!! I love you! :p
Lazarus said:
lol I love Fany’s “bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh bulleh” hahaha
Kwon Seobang said:
I thought it was “Bollae Bollae Bollae Bollae!” o__o
Suz said:
Happy early birthday, Tiffany!!! =D
Hope you have an awesome day and don’t you stop with the eyesmiling, cause we loooooove it~!
Tiffany, Hwaiting!!!! ^^
Timhyun said:
OMG I THINK I’M GONNA DIE FROM ALL THE EYE-SMILES.
Thank you for this wonderful post! All SONE’s unite for the common good of protecting Tiffany from those deadly, yucky things called bugs!
Haha, wow, can’t wait for more birthday posts on my favorite member :]]
annabananaz said:
this post is so awesome 🙂
Lovely! ^^
chinesebutterfly said:
yes! let’s exterminate all those buggies so we can see more of our Fany’s eye smiles! happy bday to the world’s cutest gem/mushroom! ^_^
flint_soshiDae said:
lol nice acronyms!
wow, its always refreshing to look at those smiling eyes and i never get tired of that wink ^_^
is she saying Palli palliPalli palliPalli palliPalli palli ~~ so fast?^_^
lol she’s like hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry kill that bug! lolz
Happy birthday fany-ah~!! stay healthy and happy always!!<33
SnsdSUNNYxD(L) said:
wow ur POSTS ARE VERY GOOD !
I will kill bugs starting tmr =Tiff 22nd b’day..NO buleh buleh buleh buleh buleh buleh anymore.
*eye-smile* Oh man ! i failed too :l
thatonezombie said:
This is intense. Totally like the Ghostbusters pic.
qirlsqeneration said:
Ah~ her eye smiles are gorgeous.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFFANY! ❤
Birthday video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98ikrhoYz5U 😀
Lo said:
its august 1!!!!
HAPPY BDAY TIFFANYYYY!!!!
SARANGHAE!!
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me said:
love it! tiffany’s so pretty
arif said:
you’re smile killing me Fany!!! ezeeehhhhhh