…err I mean Krystal!
So I was very pleased with your >>nice comments<< in my last post that I decided to share some more goods on EFF OF EX. It’s not much, but since it won’t be long ’til we >>get to hear<< what these girls have got to offer (September is just right around the corner!) and since SNSD is getting quieter and quieter these days, I figured there’s nothing wrong with a bit of promotional work for keeping up to date with Jessica‘s army. I guess the heads are busy planning something big with the capula…
So here’s the latest scoop!
Amber and Krystal were wandering around in Apgujung (fashion, shopping district) arms hooked together. Someone tried to take their pics but Amber grabbed Krystal and walked away kekekeFrom a female clerk at a store where Amber is a regular customer:
“I thought she was a guy at first…an attractive American style guy…good manners… she has a nice husky voice…then one day I was shocked when I noticed the chest… she really is pretty and handsome… I almost fainted when she smiled at me, smiled in a really cute way… fluent English…her Korean has an accent but is pretty good”
Ha, the way the female clerk described Manber, I’m sorta picturing Yoobin‘s mini-me. I guess not only do they look alike, but they sound alike too? Hmm, I wonder if the girls were already linking hands and then Manber just sort of dragged her away from the stalkers(s) or if as soon as the stalker(s) came, she linked their arms and fled…
>>FULL IMAGE<<
Either way, I’m so jealous (and feeling so ghei right now for saying that XD)! And I know I jinxed it.
(23:07:47) OVERusedIT ♫ But whatever. I wonder if they’ll need a boy in the MV if they have Manber, you know cuz they usually have people feature in MVs
(23:08:37) em. What are we supposed to do if Krystal rubs up on Amber?!
(23:08:43) em. Should we be upset?
(23:08:49) em. Because you bring up a good question.
(23:10:40) OVERusedIT ♫ ……………..LOL DAMN YOU MANBER!
(23:12:53) em. I KNOW!
(23:13:09) em. I’m going to be like, “THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE… WAIT! You’re a girl… BUT NO!”
(23:13:17) OVERusedIT ♫ LOL!
(23:13:18) OVERusedIT ♫ NO!
(23:13:26) OVERusedIT ♫ It’s unfair, wrong… and totally unfair!
(23:13:31) em. VERY
(23:13:34) OVERusedIT ♫ I mean, she’s a mangirl! It’s like… I can’t even explain!
(23:13:35) em. I’m going to be jealous.
(23:13:43) em. It’s like 10x worse in this situation!
(23:14:03) em. whatev
(23:14:24) OVERusedIT ♫ LOL! Seriously.
(23:14:41) OVERusedIT ♫ i dunno. it’s like unfair cuz she is a girl… but she’s a MAN…girl… so it’s like right but not right.
(23:15:43) em. Fucking confusion.
(23:16:13) em. Because if one of the other members rub on Krystal, I’m jealous, but totally okay with it because girl on girl, duh.
(23:16:31) em. But, Manber, is a girl dressed like a dude, so she’s deceiving and playing the system.
(23:17:40) OVERusedIT ♫ dammit. It’s like… how smart of her.
(23:17:44) OVERusedIT ♫ she’s really messing with the system.
(23:17:47) OVERusedIT ♫ this isn’t even fair anymore.
(23:17:49) OVERusedIT ♫ we’re outplayed. We’ve been had.
(23:18:13) em. I know.
(23:18:20) em. Like, she’s such a mastermind.
(23:18:30) em. I mean, I wish I was as smart as her, yeah…
(23:18:47) em. But, maybe she won’t rub up on Krystal.
(23:19:16) OVERusedIT ♫ 😦 why can’t Seolri’s forehead or Seongyeon’s nice face rub up on Krystal?
(23:20:27) em. … LOL
(23:20:36) em. I’m imagining cats.
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….and you don’t want to read what I said after that last message.
P.S. thanks for the Manber appreciation ^^ I wonder if it’ll get as big as Seobaby… and by that, I mean Seohyeon’s nickname lol.
credits: silis7noy2 @SSF, Tama Mama + Zoolander @JPHIP
SNSD Korean 
LOL, THIS.
idk, I might support this.
At least she isn’t an icky boy, and Krystal is probably questioning herself. There’s nothing wrong with playing for both teams before deciding.
LOL the poor Jungs. They’ll never have biological grandkids at this rate unless scientists have perfected the whole “two eggs can make a baby” experiment.
At first, I was curious about Manber when I first wrote about the girls. Then I wasn’t too pleased after I saw the teaser (I guess it was her clothes…). But now that I see she has cute fashion man-wear… XD I guess…. it could be interesting.
-sLaVe
LOL, that’s what they get for living in America.
i laughed heartily while reading this….many thanks =)
oh yeah, i also wonder how this is going to play out in the fic world…hehehe…looks like no more kryhyun….just…what would you call it? hahah i guess you just say manber+krystal
ManStal…?
Yeah, it’s really hard to play with, hm.
Kryber?
Amstel?
Manstel?
Kryman?!
LOL just like everyone else… I tried to figure out a name….
Mantal? then I’ll just think of a mantel…
heh, well I never even believed in Kryhyun given that they probably don’t know each other (and that one of them is asexual).
-sLaVe
what about (h)amster LOOOOL, jk.
hahah i thought amstel, but then all i could think of was amstel light
hahah i kinda like manstal
or kramber (haha kinda like cranberry)
i’m sure the korean fans’ll figure that one out ^^
personally, i told you this on aim already, but this is my favorite theory ever. I don’t think I’ve laughed this much over your theories in awhile
Manber! wooo
i kind of like her style though..
lol. aw. ppl must think krystal has a bf now. but that’s kinda cute that amber’s tomboyish. i guess she’s the protective bf of the group. ^_^
STOP JINXING YOURSELF SLAVEEee!
i’m looking forward to seeing more of Amber. She really stood out in the teaser for me.
Manstel??…urm…sounds like menstrual… o_O” aiks…..
that amber does really look like a boy in the picture! haha
So what I predicted was (kind of) true!
No cheating here: I soooo saw that one coming!
When there’s a man, there’s a Jung. yes yes.
Damn, how are Mr. and Mrs Jung gonna welcome the Hwangs and Amber’s family.
Dammit it all, sLaVe!!
LOL .. now all i need to see is how they interact on Tv shows.
hmm.. their pairing name .. Krymber?
hehe another nickname , i hope sure it’ll catch on like Seobaby 🙂
stop making pairs of girls, and giving them stupid combined names. Just stop. This plague has run long enough. Say no to combined names and girl pairings!
LOL Krystal’s 1st scandal….
1st scandal?! hahaXD i love this~
manber and krystal…..XP
this would be fun!
when yulsic meet kryber~~wow~~
LOL @ slave!^^
lol..
stopping pairing amber with krystal..
we both know that they r GIRLS…
amber is not a boy…
even if shes a tomboy, but u cant pair her up with krystal or with any other girls..
thats just so WRONG…
would u want ur idol to be a gay?? no rite………
UH you obviously haven’t been reading our blog long enough LOL.
Actually, let me not mislead you. I rather my MALE idols not be gay, but if they are (and I won’t name any names!!) what do I care? I’m not going to stop them and who they want to love. But some of these idols (let’s say Jessica and Manber) just make it so…easy.
-sLaVe
I smell sexism.. Come to think of it, visualising Big Bang members going at it is plain sick. Heechul is an exception though. But if it’s imagining the fairer sex, then yes it’s almost effortless! Manber is MAN.
^ Heck yes I do!
Nothing wrong with it.